July 27, 2013 - CREAMEFRAICHE

Pizza Slut

So, I was hired recently at a Northeastern store. I applied for a cashier position because I have experience in it and I really do enjoy interacting with people, but apparently Target thought I’d do better working in the Pizza Hut…sorry, FoodAve. That’s fine, a job is a job. Nobody told me the shit, I would have to deal with, though. Let’s make a list, shall we?

1)I just got the fucking job. I don’t know what I’m doing. Trust me, if I had a choice I would not choose to be over here with a bunch of bitchy girls who act like I am committing a cardinal sin by asking for instruction and help. FYI, there is only one team lead and neither of you (especially you Tubby One) are her. Stop talking down to me like I’m fucking stupid. I have a degree. A DEGREE! What have you done with your life besides make PPP’s and suck manager dick for hours?

2)Why do you give half assed instruction and then get upset when something is done wrong? Explain it right the first time. I don’t have a long storied history in food service, this shit is new to me.

3)All of you steal the shit out of food. Don’t look at me sideways, Horsey, when I take a pizza that you should have thrown out about fifteen minutes ago. You very clearly came up in here and fixed yourself AN ENTIRE MEAL before you even clocked in and I didn’t even say shit. Do you know what those girls you so fiercely protect say about you? That you’re a hawt ass mess, who should go back to fucking everyone in hardlines and also just go back to hardlines. You make my jaw clench, you’re so stupid. Why the fuck would you ever choose this hot ass kitchen anyway.

4)What happened to all the happy, smiling cool people I met when I was hired. YOU ARE A A BUNCHA SONSABITCHES! Everyone is having a bad day unless you are apart of the clique. I feel bad for you all, doing this work making the same thing as an 20 year old. I work because I have to right now to please my mother. I am due a large sum of money very soon, like age twenty one. And when I get it I’m going to take a special day to come up to the store and make life hell.

5)Why do so many fat ass people work in this shitty store? Are you trying to give them something to bond with your guest about?

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