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December 17, 2013 - 5150-Target

If I wasn’t fat I’d be a stripper, Target

DUDE…strippers get more respect than cashiers and guest service team members. Unless guests walk up to guest service, it is nearly impossible to get a REDCARD, but don’t tell the GSAs that. They think the people at Starbucks could get redcards, the fuck?! The people who come into target are generally really nice and funny, but sometimes you get assholes that make you consider jail time for fucking with you. I don’t even ask if people want redcards anymore; I just hint that if they accidentally entered in the wrong information, they would get denied, but I’d be able to help them save 5%. BAM everyone wins. My GSA gets off my ass and the guest saves 5% without fucking up their credit. I work in a rich part of town (the kind of rich where people pull up in their aston martin and maserattis) NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SAVING MONEY. I’m a college student, I don’t have time to worry about if I am going to have a job next week because I’m not getting redcards. I think it is time to start working out so I can start my job as a stripper, swinging on the pole to pay for college.


Employee Experience / TargetSucks


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