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December 29, 2013 - LODSaretheMissingLink

I fucking hate Target’s Bags

I’m a cashier at Target and I have to say, one of the worst parts of checking people out is dealing with those fucking bags. I don’t know if it’s like this at all Target’s, but here in Texas our Target bags suck dick. You literally have to tear them from each other I mean actually use both fucking hands and grasp onto separate bags or else you wind up just tearing them both down the middle. It’s kind of like tearing a piece of paper that you’ve already folded, unfolded, and folded again and if you’re not careful you’ll tear more than you intended.

I mean they’re completely attached to each other for fuck’s sake. And if you pull on one the rest come off the rack like a fucking accordion.

Another thing I can’t fucking stand is when people try to get the bags off the rack themselves, like really? You didn’t just see me struggle to get that last bag out now you’re just gonna fucking try and get it with one hand?

 

But go into ANY other store like Walmart or even fucking Kroger and they have good bags that don’t require precision karate chops to separate . Fuck Target.

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  • pinkzinnia says:

    Do you have paper bags or plastic? We have plastic one and they suck big time.
    They used to be good quality, put I guess someone in headquarters made an executive decision to get lesser quality bags.. They probably got a good pat on the back for saving the company thousands and thousands of dollars for doing that.. Since there is no follow through at target, I'm sure there is no one who monitors how many more bags are used because we as cashiers have to through a good part of the useless bags away because they rip or don't open..

    The quality control n bags is disgusting. We can get a pallet in that is semi usable and the next pallet will be worthless..

    Way to go target

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  • The_truth09 says:

    At my store the medium sized bags suck. If you look on the box that the bags come in you will see that they are made in a different country then when I started. The good bags that cooperated every single damn time was made in Malaysia, the bags now are made in Taiwan.

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  • Silverfox says:

    sheesh i hope they don't start charging 5 cents a bag up here and give you bags that rip the instant you use them. That's what I don't like about staples bags. Rips the instant i put stuff in it.

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  • chilllwavess says:

    Hahahaa! I love this post because I think the same thing every time I'm at the register. So damn true! It's ridiculous! They either stick together, or rip when you try to take them apart and it's annoying! Ugh.

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  • buymeamovie1st says:

    Yeah the plastic ones suck balls. They rip so easily it pissed me off to no end when I was dragged up to cashier hell. It got to the point where I would not work at a register that didn't have a bag group Started already

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  • Hate_Me says:

    Hahahahaha this article is fucking hilarious. A rant about Target bags. Ah, it needed to happen. The bags are fucking ridiculous. It's rocket science to get one goddamn bag open, and it slows down cashiering speed. Not that I ever gave a shit about my cashier speed, but I sure as shit didn't want to hear the fat-ass GSTL come and ask me why I'm in the Red. Maybe because...oh, I dunno...because I don't give a flying fuck?

    The Target here ran out of bags a few months back because some brainchild in management forgot to order more. So they had to go purchase plastic bags from a warehouse nearby that sold generic ones. Oh my god...I shopped there that day, and of course got the oldest cashier Target had to offer, who had to manipulate the bags with her arthritis-stricken hands for five days while I waited. Finally, she got the bag open and then had to do the "air fluff" to open it up. Haha It was fucking stupid.

    Ah God Target sucks so much dirty hobo dick.

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  • luna says:

    Lmao, i thought i was the only one who had this problem. Seriously, you need karate ninja skills to perfectly cut off these bags.

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