September 15, 2014 - TargetGuestsSuck
Every guest is a demon
So, I’ve come to realize that I don’t hate my job at all. I don’t hate my ETLs, my TLs, or even my STL. They all have their moments, but so do we. What makes me want to slit my veins with a red razorblade are guests. They are the biggest pieces of shit this world has ever seen. And I have to partially blame Target because we spoil these scums. They refuse to even LOOK for anything, they want you to do their fucking shopping for them. Listen cunt, I’m not your personal shopper. There should be a god damn law that you as a guest are REQUIRED to LOOK for your shit on your OWN before you harass us. And yes, before anyone jumps down my throat for saying harass, the way guests refuse to do anything on their own and barge into our busy days IS harassment. It’s gotten to the point that I refuse to fucking acknowledge guests anymore. I will do anything to avoid them, and when they ask me about anything I will make you feel as stupid as you are. I used to be so positive with guests and happy to help, but after the way I’ve been treated by them, I see them for what they are. Trash. They destroy the store. And my favorite part.They all have the balls to complain about how we aren’t always stocked. You know why? YOU BOTHER US EVERY FIVE FUCKING SECONDS WITH STUPID SHIT. I can’t get through a god damn rig scan without you being up my god damn ass. God forbid I try to scan outs through market, I have at least eight assholes asking me where cereal is when there’s a big FUCKING SIGN there. Or when they ask where pet food is. When there’s the giant dog picture over it. Honestly, please tell me I’m not the only one who hates this inbreds. Please.