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December 5, 2018 - pastorofmuppets

Are you on walkie? Are you fucking kidding me?!

Hired as seasonal, worked 6 depressing weeks, didn’t go into work tonight. Feels like a fucking weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

 

“Are you on walkie?” was making me homicidal. WTF is with that crap? I applied to work a job, not join a fucking cult. “Guests and team members” No bitches, employees and customers. Quit it with this ridiculous talk!

I didn’t bust my knuckles, literally, to try my best at pushing a 7ft tall pallet in the freezer BY MYSELF and still zone consumables in 2hrs 15 min to have a clown shoes LOD shift his hip and sigh in utter disappointment because I wasn’t some fucking wizard that could make that happen. Y’all bitches at corporate need to get with the program on what IS and ISN’T humanly possible.

How come if I want to request time off I have to come into cult headquarters, get on an approved Target computer with a gruff superior zealot breathing on my neck, and request that shit crapshoot style? Yet, from the comfort of my own home, I can hop on Kronos and request TO WORK MORE all fucking day long? Dicks.

Why was there no W4 to fill out, and why is my previous paystub from November 21st “unavailable – not yet entered, try back next month “?! Dafuq is that? This is California homie, I ain’t gonna let that shit go. That’s fucking illegal. You put some nickels in my bank account weeks ago, gimme my paystub you shady bitches.

I’ve never worked a job where myself and my coworkers (seasonal hires) were given absolutely no training. Qmas, Uboats, pulls, Bcode…they be throwing that shit at you right upon your first shift and get pissed and scoff when you have no clue what they’re talking about. “I’ve never worked retail, but I’m here to learn. Teach me how to do things.” “Ughhhh what do you mean you don’t know what a pull is, IT’S A PULL!” Excuse me, fucktard.

I wish I could upload the pic I took in the breakroom yesterday before I walked out. A pack of hotdog buns and a tub of peanut butter. Nothing says you value your employees like a meal of that magnitude. I legit don’t think I can even shop there anymore after this “experience”.

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