March 4, 2014 - LODSaretheMissingLink
One thing you need to realize is..
..if you work at Target you are their bitch. You are no longer Joe Blow, but rather Target Employee #006873. Social occasions? Going out on FRIDAY NIGHT?? HA. You make Target laugh. When you work for Target you become a little ant in a colony of 99999 ants. YOU ARE NOTHING TO THEM. You smell like shit because your life revolves around kissing your LOD’s ass. Mmm yes kiss more ass and you’ll get that nice $0.09 raise you always wanted. Maybe even get your hours moved from 20 a week to 23 despite the fact that you told them you could work 40 a week. What’s that? The GSTL said you need to retrieve carts from the parking lot? First clean up that smeared fecal matter in the bathroom you worthless sack of shit. What? You have a funeral to attend? Oh okay get Target Employee #009876 to cover for you- OH WAIT HE CAN’T because he’s going into overtime and I can’t allow that. Oh I guess you’ll just have to miss that funeral or else have it held against you. You asked for change 20 minutes ago? Who did you ask? I know you’re full of shit because that person never forgets to get change. Why the fuck isn’t Dollar Spot fixed up? What? It was Target Employee #009876’s job to clean it up? Well I know you know you should have done it so I’m writing you up for being a bad slave. Oh hey can you stay late tonight to help us clean? WHAT??? NO???? YOU DARE SAY NO TO YOUR LOD???? YOU DAAAAARE? PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HOURS CUT TO PRACTICALLY NOTHING HAHAHAAAAA.What’s up? You don’t like the way your LOD is treating you? Gonna do something about it, you little bitch? Gonna call that hotline like a little cwybaby? Awwww look at little Target Employee #006873 cwying he’s a cwwwwyyybaaaabyyyyy. Gonna quit? Nah you’re too much of a little bitch, so I’ll just have to terminate your employment myself, and there’s not a God damn thing you can do about it.
^This is the mentality of every higher-up at Target. Whether they were born like this or were just corrupted by the petty authority Target gave them, 99% of the time your LOD will be like this. I’ve noticed in a lot of the more recent posts people were posting shit about their LOD’s being narcissistic asswhipes, but honestly, that’s Tarshit for you. Higher-ups act like they’re highway patrol, waiting for that next guy to fuck up so they can put on the sirens and feel like a big man when really they’re just a fucking Smurf deep down inside. If you really care about your shitty, shitty job at Target you need to realize that THIS is how your LOD’s, GSTL’s, GSA’s etc. minds work.