November 24, 2013 - viciousdave
You didn’t ask any guests about the red card
I’m a cashier at Target, I hate the hell out of it as I have never liked human interaction and have been anti social since my young life. Naturally I’m just an independent introverted person. I went to work today, I didn’t ask anybody about save 5% with our red card it’s great. My team lead talks to me in the HR office, why haven’t you done your job? What? “Your obligation is to ask the guests if they’d like the red card and tell them about the benefits.” Truthful as I am I said to her I’m sorry and that I am tired as I am always tired in the morning hours barely being able to focus. She also mentioned that to move into other positions I wanted like a sales floor hardlines position that I had to do good in cashier and get a regular record of at least 3.5% conversion score on red cards first before any other positions could be possible for me. WTF? Seriously? I’ve read on these forums that those who have gotten high conversion rates are just kept in place as a cashier and that’s exactly what I told her that we’re just kept in place as cashiers. Anyone who reads this want me to mention ihatetarget.net to her ass? Seriously, I’ve told the bitch also that Target is a billion dollar company, we sell thousands of dollars every single day! I also told her that guests hate when someone accepts and says, oh yeah, that be great, ok hand me ID please and I’ll tell you about the benefits, beep the application, 20 questions pop up, guests are all waiting, why is she taking so long, why is this so damn slow? You see, all the guests hate it when someone applies, than the lines slow down big time and guests get angry at the slow down of it. So, with Target making thousands of dollars everyday and guests being angry when others in front of them take forever to fill out the questionnaire of the application, well, OMFG, duh, ding, boop, wong, bong, dong, OMG it’s reality that the guests of the store would be more pleased if we didn’t ask them to apply for the red card and Target would be making more money as more guests would be pleased that they received fast service! OMFG, it’s a god damn miracle!