July 14, 2014 - Targetthefuckouttahere
Who do I have to punch to get my paycheck around here, huh?
Me: Every. Single. Time. I go to pick up my check-
Asshole: “Abra-fuckin-cadabra, it’s not here!”
Asshole: “Golly, we just don’t understand where it is, hmmmm…should be here…”
Asshole: “Tell you what, go stand over there and I’ll bring it to ya. Gimme a sec…”
ONE HOUR LATER…
Cunt: Oh, yeah, wait, what are you here for? Oh, your paycheck? Well, why didn’t you say so. Wait right here…”
Me: I’M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT.
Fat Bitch: “Ooops, we put it under the wrong name.”
Asshole, again: “Oh, poop, your check is-for SOME weird reason- the only one I dropped.”
Me: I can’t get them to give me my final check. HR is,
Operator Slave: “Not taking calls!”
Me: Nobody returns my calls. If I go in to get it, nobody knows who I am or where my check is, yadda, yadda, blah-blah-blah.
Many: I HATE TARGET!
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That's why I made my paychecks direct deposit so they only have my pay statement. I also cringe and fake laugh whenever they joke "oh you want your check/pay statement? I already spent it! Lololololol!"
And I'm just standing there wondering if they know the difference between a check and a statement...
I didn't plan on staying at this fuck hole any longer than a few weeks and that how long HR said it would take to do direct deposit. Point is: Target is a dysfunctional retail vacuum.