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February 13, 2016 - pissoff

Things that irritate me about target

A few reasons why target is wack as hell:

1 They talk to you in the most condescending way ever. When you aren’t getting red cards they’ll usually say some stupid shit like ” Are you asking every guest?” , ” are you telling them about the 5%?” Nah bitch I’ve been working here all this time obsorbing air and admiring the red paint


2 they tell you the same thing EVERYDAY. “We’re really pushing redcards today” , “make sure you ask every guest!” Like okay bitch damn


3 they tell you the redcard goal for the day as if you actually give a dancing fuck


4 you can actually get a write up for not getting redcards. Seriously you can


5 the creepy and random pop ups asking did you get a red card. Like if I got one I’d let you know. Please back the hell up


6 not having a rope to close off your lane when it’s time to go on a meal or go home. Im Tired of saying ” I’m closed ma’am” to fuckfaces who aren’t looking at my lane light


7 customers saying ” well back there the price said 3.99! Not 6.99!” Like okay bitch I don’t make the prices. I scan things and put them in bags




9 “Its busy right now, we’ll tell you when you can go on your break later” Bitch my starving stomach and aching feet don’t give a rats ass about these lines. I want cheetos bitch




Employee Experience / TargetSucks


  • viciousdave says:

    Lines are busy, we need your help, stay on 15 more miniutes. Actually they are going against the law. If you don't get your first break in 2 and a half hours after your started the job has committed a work force felony according to work force standards for America. Workers will always matter more than customers. Worry about your workers target, not the people, just make things cheap and they will keep coming regardless.

    • MrSharkNasty says:

      No such law. And if there is it's for a specific state and most likely aimed towards minors.
      "Federal law does not require lunch or coffee breaks."

      When it comes to laws and regulations on breaks they are at the state level and most states say employees do not have to give breaks. I'm from Wisconsin and the law is employers don't have to give breaks. Yet Target would force unnecessary breaks on us to make us stay later. Oh 6 hours is here and we are not done, go take a 30 minute break so you can work 30 more minutes.... I don't think so. I'm going to finish this in the next 30 minutes or going home. I'm not about to take a 30 minute break to do 30 more minutes of work. I worked a job for years in Wisconsin where you only got 1 10 minute break for 7 hours of work.
      "Wisconsin law does not require that employers provide brief rest periods, coffee breaks, or meal periods to adult employees, although the Department recommends, at Wis. Admin. Code ยง DWD 274.02(2), that employers do so

  • poohbear80 says:

    That was my exact same experience when I worked at Target. Same lines about the red card. Creepy Disney on crack GSTL hovering me to see if I'm asking about red cards correctly and then annoys the customer pushing the red card on them after I already asked and then telling them about all of Targets services in general. I would get my lunch break sometimes only when compliance was about to start, and on weekends my non lunch break would be given up because we were in "fast service" mode. Couldn't even have a water bottle near the register in case god forbid a "customer" sees us drinking water, as if they care.

    • T1349 HELL says:

      The store here lets the cashiers, GSA, GSATL, and cart pushers drink, eat and do what ever the hell they like. While over in cafe' it's hot enough to bake fucking cookies on the counter, we can't have any drinks. Oh, they say we can drink but do it like we're on display at a zoo,,,,,,, come out in front of everyone chug some water and get back to work... stick your head in a 400 degree popcorn machine to clean it but God forbid you got a cup of water. FUCK TARSHIT. And don't get me started on the prison hair nets. The GSA TL looks like Captain Caveman with a 4 inch wild ass beard but does not wear a beard guard. Tell me how they hell this is fair and equal? Again, it's all about the ass kissing and how much they like you or don't like you.

  • qveencam says:

    YES. And then the creepy guests oh my god like get out of my lane

  • TargetMinion says:

    I want Cheetos bitch, bahahaha! Best thing I've ever read on this site.

  • Silverfox says:

    Lol target should make it a policy not to take checks directly. Easy peesy way of forcing people to get the red card. I remember zellers did not take cheques but we were told we took them they paid with the store CC or hbc mastercard and then paid the bill instantly with a Cheque.

  • Andy1994 says:

    Don't forget the obnoxious fucking guests who are like "I hate this store" then when I come in for my shift the next day, lo and behold, there they are!


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