Target Sucks - We Hate Target and We Know We're Not Alone.

May 14, 2019 - mchisari

It’s Like I want to see NO MORE TARGET!!!

Ok,  so  as you guys read further, and before I begin with all the fucking goddamn bullshit that Target/Tarshit and the Tarfuckers at target workers had to offer me, I want to say that this is true and I’m sorry you had to see the light of day of me, the dark side and the true hate that comes out of my soul. Prievious versions were bad and inappropriate and threats. This is clean, and free from threats. I worked in an absolute hellwhole for more than 6 months. It was absolute Hell! I walked into the motherfucking store, may I remind you that everyone hates their damn jobs, INCLUDING THE CASHIERS!!! THEY DONT FUCKING DO ANYTHING EXECPT STAND THERE AND PUT A FUCKING SMILE UN YOU ASSWIPE FACE AND PRETEND TO FUCKING LIKE IT!!!!!! I wanted to apply to a job at the electronics department, I went inside to a retarted office where it was fucking messy. They said that I would be in the electronics, BUT NO!!!!!!! I had to be a asslicker CART ATTENDANT!!!!! They scheduled me as just cart attendent. WHERE I FUCKING ASSLICK EVERYONE’S COCK AND GET NO FUCKING RESPECT!!!! THEY ARE ABSOLUCTLEY FUCKING DISCRIMITORY TARFUCKERS! The LODS,  GSAS, or whatever they are, they would call me in to clean shit in the fucking bathrooms! (With NO TRAINING!!!)( THAT’S FUCKING ILLEGAL!!!) I was also in charge of dispersing all hand baskets thoughout the store,Bringing up all the bags that was heavier than me to the front of the store. ( I nearly just killed myself just getting these overstuffed bags, that is 90 pounds to my fucking heart, down from the shelf), but wait it gets better, I had to be outside in all weather regaurdless of any weather, even a rapture. All other cart attendants were not team players. I had to cover one Cart Attendant at tars hit because he calls in every sing fucking shift that he has to fucking work at least 2 fucking days a week? WOW WHAT A RETART. Then I get blamed for every single thing that everyone else dose! That’s really not fair! Welp, they have training (or so they think it is) I thought the training was retarted, it was answer questions and it had nothing to do with cleaning bathrooms with shit, piss, pubic hairs, and occasionally guys may think its funny to make fucking cumm in the bathroom. AND I HAD TO TOUCH IT. DISCUSTING! Then I asked the retarted fat GSTL if I can go inside to go do some cashiering, because I fucking hate it! I had enough of it! She said flat out to me, “I see you more as a cart attendant, than as a cashier”. In my head I thought it was a blessing to me because why in my right mind would I care about being with THESE FUCKING FAT HOGS AS CASHIERS, THAT DON’T FUCKING DO ANYTHING!?!? Anothing thing I wanted to add, that I broke twice as many carts, and shit inside the fucking store as well, more than anyone else that hates this store. I QUIT AS OF MAY 12th 2019, ON SUNDAY, AND I KNOW FOR THIS, I DON’T CARE IF I AM RACIST OR ANYTHING, BECAUSE I TRIED AND TRIED TO GET INTO A CASHIER POSITION, BUT NOW I HOPE NOT ONLY THE WORST FOR TARGET, I HOPE EVERY LEADERS GET THE FACT THAT THERE WILL NOT BE A TARGET. GO TO WALMART INSTEAD.It’s better than TARSHIT!!! They don’t help you, I never gave my two weeks to target. I will never shop there, work there or use my fucking douchebage discount which was retarted from the begining. I couldn’t use my discount for anything except redcard and cash. Not only they rip off customers, but they rip off fucking team members too! I’m sorry for anyone that had expeirienced this, GOODBYE TARGET. FUCK TARGET. (because nobody will come back after what I’ll say to people) I will never recomend this place to anyone. because if they ask me I’ll sound so nasty that they will never shop there again. LET’S MAKE TARGET GONE!!!!!!!! TARGET, SEE YOU IN HELL!

PEACE OUT BROTHERS!!!! Because, I WILL NEVER STOP BACK IN TO THAT WUSSY ASS STORE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • TargetSucks says:

    "WHERE I FUCKING ASSLICK EVERYONE'S COCK AND GET NO FUCKING RESPECT!!!!" - That is an AMAZING sentence.

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    • mchisari says:

      Thanks, this shows tarshit that not only I hate working here, but I hate shopping here as well. I wanted to take a shit in the store its so bad!!

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  • mchisari says:

    Its true Cart Attendant is like ass kissing, only I said ass licking instead its better than ass kissing.
    Thanks!

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  • Donotworkattarshit says:

    Yes Tarshit is pretty bad. Good thing you quit.

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    • mchisari says:

      There would be like ONE or TWO GSAs I liked because they were good. We just fired a GSTL for being a complete asswhole. But nobody helps cart attendants.Even if you ask them they would belike FUCK YOU to your face. I just felt like giving them the middle finger.

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  • mchisari says:

    Oh fuck yeah! Never gave my 2 weeks. They don't give references which is retarted, so why bother.

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  • waitforit says:

    I hate tarshit too! how are they discriminatory wit u?

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  • mchisari says:

    They would not move me to cashier where I had a ton of experience where they shit me down to fuckass cart attendant where every shit maker makes no more money! Up targets fuckbutt!!!!

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  • mchisari says:

    They think that I have a learning problem so they think they can pull a fast one saying we see you as a fucking cart attendant instead of cashier, where I had so much experience, fuck them! Let’s fuck up target altogether!

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  • mchisari says:

    Yeah well there’s a saying to them, “the truth hurts” welp I got a brand new job as well.

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  • viciousdave says:

    I worked cashier mostly. It's what I applied for way back in 2008 and got fired because I told them I want floor organizing I know how to do it as I've done it a few times with PDFs even. They never ever ever let me, just said nope, you applied for cashier that's it. So about 4 months after cashiering they asked me one day to fill in for a cart attendant, being away from cashiering and being happy with smiles and asking for red card was like fake fake fake fake all day long. Then the shit starts just like you. I need carts GSTL. Carts, carts. Break. Oh I need trash done now. Huh? Were empty with carts when I come back from break. I PDA back and said there's no carts I gotta do that first. Nothing, no reply. Move the machine, get a big 25 carts back in, get another big 20 or so on the other side. PDA, where's the trash, we need it, it's full everywhere. PDA back, who's gonna do carts than while I do that? Nothing. Get to trash, get the big black bin from the back, pizza hut trash, starbucks trash, giant fresh food area trash. PDA were so far behind on carts, what the hell?!?!? PDA back you told me trash!!!! PDA fine than go to the carts get the cartss!!!! Like WTF? I'm 5'4", pretty small guy yet you expect me to do trash, carts, and bathroom clean. One small guy does all that? WTF hell shit?! I understand for sure your post. It happened to me to. Cashier was easier but some people who come in the store are just cheap assholes!!!!!!

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  • ghost22 says:

    This post is true and is pot on in every word. I was supposed to be a cashier and got stuck on every shift as either cart attendant or on a self checkout. I hated having to pick up everyone’s garbage and shit. I hated the corniness of the entire place. I did have some good coworkers though, but did not enjoy Cart attending on inclines and through the snow. It was a fucking blizzard and a high customer traffic day. I had no help on that day and had to stay outside and didn’t even get a Starbucks like I was promised and wanted to swear like sailor at the ETL that day. I eventually just got tired of being shit on and left as there were no opportunities for advancement and me hours would be constantly shifting from week to week. I hate cliques with a passion and people should be different not everyone having the same haircut and same clothes. I almost am reminded of Socialism, when I think of Target. Perhaps Amazon will buy them up and things will change for the better. Who knows. Anyone reading this know that choice is not a thing at Target and that they will put you where they need you despite your repeated objections to it. I was told I would only temporarily do carts for a month and that turned into “sorry we don’t have a closing cart attendant, so you will have to stay in carts, until we hire someone new.” What did they do, they hired someone new, but then they fired him within a month, because he would be on his cellphone once or twice a day and would take smoke breaks. They then had the audacity to sit and have me come on my day off to cart attend, the same day that they fired the new cart guy. It was at this point that I realized that it wasn’t worth my time working for Target any longer. I didn’t bother with the two week notice as I was so fed up with the cliques and being stuck on carts all the fucking time. The Hr lady thought I was joking, when I wanted to leave right away and didn’t want to put in a two week notice. I said that I wasn’t joking and that I wanted to leave as I had a job that was going to start right away. There was no way to work the two weeks they wanted me to work. It would have been embarrassing to sit there and work with people knowing that the hr lady was terrible at keeping things private and knowing that people would just stare down at me. I hated being treated as a fucking warm body and wanted to go up the ladder and not be stuck as a cart attendant. I have went through a lot of pain and trails since I have left Target, but I have not had to deal with cliques and I have respect earned. I absolutely fucking hate love triangles as well as I just keep on losing in them and it sucks.

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    • mchisari says:

      I had dealt when tars hit stuffed me while it was christmas by myself. My folks had to help me out. Pretty unprofessional on Target.

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  • mchisari says:

    thanks guys for the comments!

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