September 20, 2014 - TargetGuestsSuck
Fuck Your Can Opener
So the other day, as my coworker and I were shooting outs in cosmetics, after being there nearly the entire shift, we had a LOVELY guest. As you all know, I hate guests. However, I extra hate extra bitchy guests who think they are right. Don’t tell me the guest is always right, because trust me, this bitch was fifty shades of fucked up.
Guestzilla – Where are your electric can openers?
Us – Oh I’m sorry maam, we actually don’t carry any in our store, but we do sell them on Target.c….
Guestzilla – Oh really? REALLY?! Because two weeks ago I came in and you had them on clearance for $16,99 and they were in C44. Nag Nag nag ang nag I’m a bitch nag.
Us – ……. let me search it for you so you don’t need to walk around the store and we can see if we have any in stock.
*Elevator music for thirty seconds*
Guestzilla – where are they?@Q?@/kqjljet
Us – Ma’am, I’m sorry but we don’t have them in our store. We could look up….
Guestzilla – This is ridiculous you had them and I know you do I have never experienced such bullshit in my life. Mom… MOM !!!! Get your scooter over here THESE people are going to find this NOW because I’m not dealing with this. Walmart employees would NOT treat us like this.
Us – If there are any at all, they will be in C14.
Guestzilla – REALLY? REALLY THATS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY WERE IN C44 LAST TIME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
*guest walks away*
C. FOR. CUNT.
Anyone else have wonderful demon guest stories to brighten my day?
By the way, we do NOT carry can openers in our store. Don’t ask why….no idea.