August 15, 2014 - ShimmyShanks
Brooks Was Here.
Hey, fellow Tarshitians;
I come bearing glorious news. Today, after the worst eight whole months of (what, up to this point, seemed to be) my worst miserable nightmare…I’M FREEEEEEE! Fucking FREE of Target Canada!
Let me give you the fucking breakdown. So yesterday, I was pulled into one of my store’s ETL offices for one of those bullshit “corrective action” talks. Basically, I was told that I was to speed up and get more work done, lest I be fired in 30 days. Makes sense, right? Because not only was I assigned tasking, all well and good that is, but was also responsible for covering all of housewares, toys, electronics, seasonal, pets, sporting goods, do SFNs, answer guest calls, respond to 1+1’s, do SPL’s start to finish, attend all circle jerks and zone mid day…you know, the usual bullshit.
PLUS, I was told the decision about a time-off request I submitted TWO WHOLE MONTHS before I needed ONE FUCKING DAY off to attend a friend’s wedding was denied because, and I quote, my TL never got it. Which makes sense, right, cause I handed it to the fucking douche and he approved it RIGHT THERE. TWO MONTHS AGO.
Today, I waltzed in….submitted a letter of immediate resignation…and for good measure, right by the door to our TSC, are the check lanes, and right there is a table of soft lines clothes? Swept my arm across that table, knocking every one of the clothing items right off, and told the soft lines TM who was standing right there, “my kindest regards, you unfortunate soul.”